Total Medals Earned: 683 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,825 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/60 points)
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
I need another quarter!
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (230/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
ARRGH
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 2/23 (15/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Completed first story level
Unlock a mag-lock
Collect mfm card
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Buy your first weapon
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed second story level
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/395 points)
Finished Level 1
Finished Level 2
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (85/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (55/405 points)
Why? Why?
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Win the game!